“When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.”

“Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right”

B, Advertising (the above two)

“Never say die.”

John, London (Pictured above)

“There is nothing to fear but fear itself… and spiders!”

Anna 35 & Mel 34 London

“What you see is what you get, no-ones been disappointed yet!”

Lyn, Watford

“He who laughs last, didn’t get the joke.”

Tony W, 42, Essex

“Life is short, life is dull, whenever you have a chance for something special go for it and enjoy every single moment like it could be your last.”

Morwa, Banker, Germany

“The Kick of the quiet horse is harsher.”

Pelin, Turkey

“My wife is a typical scouser, she stole my heart!”

Dave & Mane, Denver Colorado

“At the end of the day, what matters is to accept the fundamentals of your own life and try and improve them by 5%” every day.”

Anonymous, Belgium

“You meet hundreds of people everyday and feel nothing… But then you meet one person who can change your life forever.”

Nadia, 28, Theatre

“There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.” Helena Rubinstein

Daniel Sandler, Make Up Artist www.danielsandler.com

“The only power we have as human beings is how we treat each other and how we treat ourselves.”

James, Theatre

“Today I woke too weak to walk.” Stephen Sondheim

Tan

“Some people have a hearth burning in their soul, and yet no one comes to warm themselves by it.” Van Gogh

Justin Lee Collins, TV & Radio Presenter

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

MORE BLACK CAB QUOTES COMING SOON…

I thought it appropriate to leave you with one of December’s more interesting passenger contributions…

He laid her on the table, so white and clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat, he rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and felt her breast,  then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, he gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide… He looked inside, all was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms… Then STUFFED the X’mas TURKEY !

Brian, Ireland

May I be the first to wish you and your dirty little mind a very MERRY X’MAS.

Hugs Mark

“You know that when you lose faith in love and music the end won’t be long.”

Patricia

“Don’t let the bastards cheer you up.”

Harland Miller, Artist

If you google “Harland Miller” you can get an insight into the artistic achievements of this interesting passenger. Mark

“Something is going to happen. This isn’t a quote, it’s true. In the near future people will get angry and the world, our world will change.”

Rose

“Que sera, sera- whatever will be, will be.”

Sam

“Never run with scissors.”

“Things look better with a circle around it.”

Jill, Primary School Teacher (the above two)

“This is the best drive I’ve ever had, and life is a drive.”

“It takes forever to find them, a minute to lose him, and the next thing you know you have him.” Referring to her relationship…

Joanna S, Fashion Executive (the above two)

“Prepare to fail is fail to prepare.”

David, Documentary Film Maker

“When the seagulls follow the trawler, it’s because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.” Eric Cantona

Steve W

“The world is the size of a postage stamp.”

“There is no such thing as a stupid question.”

Jeff, Wiltshire

“Pissing on the seat isn’t very Chanel.” Supposedly written in the toilets of the Chanel headquarters!

“I shop, therefore I am.”

Lurria & Luke (the above two)

“It is easy to make a decision between good and bad, but always difficult to choose the right path between two good choices.”

Shelly, Banking

“Telecommunication can never replace real communication.”

“Absence makes your heart grow fonder.”

Polina, Siberia,  the above two are dedicated to her family and friends in Siberia who she misses very much.

“Whatever happens, there will be an outcome.”

“It’s left at the next lights where that car is turning.”

“If it ain’t broke, don’t break it.”

Tim, 44, Dentist (the above three)

“Scottish people (as courtesy to the queen) should try and speak clearer English.”

Anonymous, France (A friendly message to her new Aberdeen colleagues!)

“In Hollywood they pay 50 cents for your soul, and a million dollars for a kiss.” I have this tattooed on my backside (that’s the passenger not the driver!)

Anonymous

“Anonymous was always a woman.”

Sarah, 20, English Literature Student

“Always leave the loo nicely for the next person who uses it.”

Alice, 23, Charity Worker