Author: Mark

“There are tears for things and that which touches the minds of mortal men.”

Dominic, 24, Investment Banking

“Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.”

Sareen, Student

“It’s the little things.”

Charlie G, Music

“I like to have a Martini, two at the very most.  After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host.” Dorothy Parker

Will, Casita Bar Ec2 http://www.myspace.com/casitabar

“There’s no food in our fridge, but there’s heat in our radiators.”

Megan

Q:  Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff ?

A:  Tequila

Anonymous

“My socket was out of the plug, now it’s time to get the power back.” Kanye West

Bibz, Naj, Far,& Seifo, Egypt

“Me, We”  Muhammad Ali

Paul T

“Positive pulls positive, sh*t pulls sh*t.”

“Whether you have or have not, give and get back.”

Kirk Newmann,  Actor (the above two) – www.kirknewmann.com

“Work less for a better life.”

Lorenzo, Advertising, Italy

“I want to be as famous as Persil Automatic.” Victoria Beckham

Peter & Isabel

“Why not……!”

Malama

The “Me, We” quote, is supposedly the worlds shortest poem. For a brief insight visit…   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXQ_IjzWN7A

“Forgiveness liberates the soul. It removes fear. That is why it is such a powerful weapon.” Nelson Mandela

Joan, Law Student, Canada

“It’s your choice to choose whether to be happy or not at this second.”

Chan, Student, Hong Kong

“Let’s not talk about what happened. Let’s talk about what’s going to happen.”

Frosty & Tony the Tiger

“Let’s cut our losses.”

Georgie C

“Just another satisfied passenger.”

Anonymous

“We’re here now- we might as well play.”

Caroline, Consultant

“Make people happy! I’m starting this week.”

Sophie

“L’amour dure  trois ans.” – “Love last three years.” Frederic Beigbeder

Anonymous, France

“Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.” Aldous Huxley

Jonathan, Marketing Director

Click on the following link to see a comical letter that a 98 year old woman sent to her bank manager.

http://www.linkedin.com/groups/Subject-Senior-moment-98-year-156464.S.39398197

“He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.” Dr Johnston

Engueran, Student, France

“La vita e bella.” “Life is beautiful.”

Emi, Italy

“Keep doing what you do, and you get what you get.”

Fordy, Record Business

“Work smart not hard.”

Anonymous

“Don’t dilly dally.”

Rizz, Kings Cross

“He who watches the clock often remains one of the hands.”

“Only a fool attempts to turn somersault in the oyster shell.”

Raoul, N7 (the above two)

“A half- moon crescent up there

Cold and chilly

Happy to be driven through London night.”

Christine J

“If I knew then what I know now – I’d have kept my legs in a jug!”  a famous actress’s grandmother

Anonymous

“Watch out for the people in that there London.”

Sophie, 34, Journalist

There is a tide in the affairs of men,
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune;
Omitted, all the voyage of their life
Is bound in shallows and in miseries.
On such a full sea are we now afloat,
And we must take the current when it serves,
Or lose our ventures.     Shakespeare

Anonymous, Germany

“When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading.”

“Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right”

B, Advertising (the above two)

“Never say die.”

John, London (Pictured above)

“There is nothing to fear but fear itself… and spiders!”

Anna 35 & Mel 34 London

“What you see is what you get, no-ones been disappointed yet!”

Lyn, Watford

“He who laughs last, didn’t get the joke.”

Tony W, 42, Essex