Author: Mark

“When someone cuts in line, smile and tell them you have been saving that space just for them!”

Cindy, Nevada, USA

“It’s better to live one day as a lion than a life time as a sheep.”

Mark, 44, Social Worker, Wales

Two bats hanging in a cave and one says to the other “The thing that worries me most about getting old is incontinence.”

Rowena, Chiswick

“I’ll never be jealous, and I won’t be too proud, because love is not boastful, when love is not allowed.”

Anonymous Asian, (Inspired by a Lauryn Hill song)

“Problems only come up, if you don’t say what you think and don’t do what you say.”

Sebastian Z, Marketing Manager

“If you have nowt worth saying say nowt.”

Geoff, Journalist

“Manners maketh man.”

John B

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“Never rub another man’s rhubarb!”

Tony, Telecoms Engineer

“If at first you don’t succeed, in wae the boot and then wae the heid.”  Glaswegian phrase

Anonymous

“I can’t tell you where I live as you’ll nick my washing!” University saying..

Lucy, 33, Marketing

“Don’t judge people too quickly – you never know their personal circumstances.”

Neil, Management Consultant

“Anyone living within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” Oscar Wilde

Anonymous

“A dream of simplicity, complete with imagery, can only conjure up the moment of originality.”

Herbie, John, & Tony (pictured above)

“I was hoping that girl would invite me in, instead, I’m sitting alone in the back of a cab with a blue clipboard!”

Aussie Adam, Broker

“Without change, something sleeps inside us, and seldom awakens. The sleeper must awaken.” Frank Herbert, Dune

Robert, Edinburgh

“You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.” Stan Laurel

Anonymous

“A day without laughter is a day lost.”

Fifi

“In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king.”

Tom, 31, East Dulwich

“You are in control of your life, so change it if you are unhappy.”

Anonymous

“And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.”

David, 59, Theatre Director