Author: Mark

“Your hesitation is my opportunity. Do not hesitate and you shall not wonder.”

Tom

“What gets measured gets done better.”

 “If work was a bed, he’d sleep on the floor.”

Paul K, 50, Online Gaming (The above two)

“The world is truly round and it seems to start and end with those we love.” Nelson Mandela

Elaine, TV Production Manger, Guildford

“Bantastic – A Fantastic evening filled with banter!”

Langford, Film

“Whatever you do, don’t get a driving job in London.” Mark, the driver

Dan, Belvedere

“Good tattoos are not cheap, cheap tattoos are not good.”

Anonymous Tattoo Artist

“I hope nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.” Nikos Kazantzakis

Michael

“Enjoy today, tomorrow will be worse.”

Cedric, 42

“People like to buy from people they like.” Robert Cialdini

Kevin, Sales

“Why are hurricanes always named after women? Because when they first come they are wet and wild, but by the time they leave they’ve taken the house and car!!”

Caroline

“If your heart is empty, your mind does not matter.”

Anonymous

“London is such a bizarre bubble.”

Kirsty, Nunhead

“Everyone wants a piece of ass, don’t be a smart ass.”

 Jimi, mid 40’s

“When you meet the person you want to spend the rest of your life with, you want your life to start right away.”

Alex, London

“I’m very impulsive if I get to think for a moment.”

“We wanna stay here, we wanna stay here, Norway’s too expensive!.”

“I got friends in low places.”

Camilla, Lisa &  Frederick, Norway (the above three)

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.” Gandhi

Anushka S, Student, Delhi

“The best view of London is from the top of Centre Point, as it’s the only place in London where you can’t see Centre Point!”

Anonymous

“Drive simply so that others can simply drive.”

Carlos, Journalist, Spain

“If you’re not fast you’re last.”

Michael, Media, Manchester

“If I can see further than others it is because I’m stood knee-deep in dwarves.” Gregory Cochran

Michael A Woodly,  Author

Michael is the author of the follwing two books:
“In the Wake of Bernard Heuvelmans: An Introduction to the History and Future of Sea Serpent Classification” “The Limits of Ecology: New Perspectives from a Theoretical Borderland”

“It could go so badly wrong that no one knows how bad it could be, or, it could just carry on as it is.”

Alastair, Finance

“Why did we choose this neighbourhood? Eight pubs in a two minutes radius. Good times.”

Cath & Ian (W14)

“They will develop this plot over my dead body.” Tombstone of a property company chairman

Jim B, Property