Month: October 2011

“Humour is the best way to make a serious point.”

 Nick, TV Editor

“Have the balls to do what most people moan about, e.g. resign from a crap job!”

Ian, Beaconsfield

“All good things are wild, and free. ” Henry David Thoreau

Anonymous

Driver: I’m curious now about the one you can’t remember

Passenger: Oh that’s the one I keep forgetting

Sophie

“If I wanted any more of your Irish sh*t, I’d stuff a shamrock up me arse.” (Dumping boyfriend)

 Meg, Risk Management

“Get the head right and the rest will follow.”

Anonymous

“It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.”

Alex and the boat people

“People who talk sh*t about you are jealous haters.”

“Cheers to the freekin weekend.”

Mckenna, Andrea & Kendall, USA (the above two)

“Many an old chicken has made a fine stew.” Said about the joys of older women!

Ray

“The business you don’t do is sometimes more important than the business you do do!”

Anonymous Chelsea

“Wherever you want to stop, stop!”

Seb

“Never argue with a fool, because from a distance, other people can’t spot which one’s the idiot.”

S.Q

The pig got up and slowly walked away

‘Twas an evening in October, I’ll confess I wasn’t sober,

I was carting home a load with manly pride,

When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,

And a pig came up and lay down by my side.

Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,

Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:

You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,”

Then the pig got up and slowly walked away. Benjamin Hapgood Burt

 Louise, Chiswick

“When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.” Jonathan Swift

Kevin, Chiswick

“If you don’t ask you don’t get…So if you start with nothing and you end with nothing, you’ve lost nothing.”

 Jamie Rickers, TV Presenter

“So that the church stays in the middle of the village.” Swiss-French saying for a compromise

Anonymous Swiss family

“Life’s for living and loving. Don’t forget, and try a little bit more everyday.”

 Craig, 41, Sales

“Good on the phone add four stone.”

George, 21, Sales

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“Don’t always mistake kindness for weakness.”

Geoff, 44, Commodity Broker

“The body wasn’t made to stay still. Keep it moving.”

Zena James, Jazz Musician, www.zenajames.com

“Art is the highest form of hope.” Gerhard Richter

John, Advertising, Canada

“Ey up me duck & blimey O’riley.” Northamptonshire sayings

Anonymous

“It is better to make a bad decision than to remain undecided.”

“It’s because of its knowledge of origins that a dog eats chalk.”

Mainasara, Nigeria

“Assume nothing.”

Kiera

“With the death of community, you lose trust and good will.”

Simon, Property

“We all have to decide for ourselves the amount of Sin we can live with.”

Mitch, Gavin & Nuchy, Wolverhampton (pictured above)

“Success. What is success? It does not lie in the applause of the theatre, it lies rather in the sense of accomplishment.”

S.B, Delhi, India

“If iPhone and Blackberry end up crashing, we’ll end up with Apple & Blackberry crumbling!”

Debra