“If you want to deceive, never lie.”
Anonymous, Venezuela
“What can go up a chimney down but cannot go down a chimney up?”
Kent, 42, Chicago
“We are all born mad, some remain so.” Samuel Beckett
Jono, Isle of Wight
“It’s black over Billy’s mothers.” Black country saying – meaning bad weather is coming.
Mike, Banking – visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Country to find out why a certain region of England is referred to as the black country.
“Mark, here’s to you and here’s to me
the best of friends will always be
but if by chance we disagree
here’s to me and f**k you.”
Olly, Harrow Old boy