“Mr cab driver, I’ve got zero to offer, but normally I’ve got so much to say.”
“Life is only the beginning. Don’t get held up at the end – enjoy the journey.”
Steve (the above two)
“You get what you get, and you don’t get upset.”
Connie, Mother, Chicago
“The second mouse gets the cheese.”
Alan, Programmer, Australia,
“My wife never knew I drunk till I came home sober one night.”
“My wife said to me, I fancy going somewhere different, I said try the kitchen!”
“It’s never over, cos there’s always something around the corner.”
Jeff & Glen, East London (the above three)