Thursday 04/11/10

With his legs stretched out and his feet supported by his suit case, Kelvin joyfully gets on with the job in hand!

“There is no right or wrong – only differences.”

Kelvin L, Marketing Manager, London & Singapore

“Go n-eirl an bothair leat” – Irish for “May the road ride with you.”

Niamh, Lawyer

“You ever noticed how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved? Eyes real close together..? I believe god created me in one day. Yeah looks like he rushed it. Bill Hicks, comic, writer RIP

Anonymous

“My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.”

Sally F, Publisher

A Three year old boy is examining his testicles whilst taking a bath “Mum” he asked,  “are these my brains?”  “Not yet” she replied.

Anonymous, Magazine Editor