A taxi driver walks into a bar with a steering wheel in-between his legs. The barman decides to start a conversation, and says to the taxi driver “Are you aware that you’ve got a steering wheel in-between your legs?” The taxi driver replies “Yes, it’s driving me nuts!”
“Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.” Lord Acton
“Don’t tread on anybody’s toes on the way up the ladder, as you may need them on the way down.”
Lesley, Public Relations Director
“If you’re too stupid to understand science, try religion!”
Jamie, London
“Forget your troubles, be happy.”
Jacquie, Blackburn
“If histrory was taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten.” Kipling
“Enough’s,enough.
Ken, Gardner
